Just where IS all that news about Michael Jackson?

James Tiberius Kirk umm., Dr. Rusty Shakleford, rather, point us to this cute little thought published on InTheBullpen.com: Syrian Terror Leader Wanted to Use a Baby as a Bomb
He noted: Terrorists now planning on using babies for bombs (no objection from Planned Parenthood).

Thanks, Rusty - you're starting to really freak me out now....