Thursday, January 06, 2005

First Guantánamo, then Abu Ghraib, and Now This…

The horror, the horror…

Shame upon Iraq's citizens, how dare they…?!

Don't Iraqis and America's evil reactionaries alike understand that the "suspected" insurgent needs to have every last one of his rights guaranteed and respected? Who cares whether he stealthily tried to place a bomb under a car in Baghdad? Who cares whether he tried to kill innocent and unaware bystanders? That is simply not pertinent… This man was a courageous member of the Iraq's brave resistance movement demonstrating the legendary valor of his brave comrades…

Also, remember that the gentleman must be treated with the utmost cordiality; he must not incur the slightest bodily harm; and in jail, he must be guaranteed comfort, the basic necessities, and the privacy of his own cell, not to be intruded upon by anyone except his lawyer…

Shookhran to Gregory

(P.S. So yes, it does seem like Iraqi bomb-finding is improving…)

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